Thursday, May 6, 2010

All Hail Lord Malignance

I have been fasting for many days trying to attain that perfect enlightenment that allows the thoughts of the Lord Malignance to enslave me to his perfect will.

One afternoon about the fourth day without food and only a little water I saw him come to me in a beam of sunlight. The light entered my head and I could see him controlling everything in the world like some giant puppetmaster and I fell to the floor and fell asleep. I dreamed then that the Lord Malignance revealed all his mighty plans to me and that the whole world would some day come to worship him as I do.

When the Lord Malignance comes to enslave the world many all will be punished but his loyal followers will only be punished a little bit or a lot or not at all.

I'm eating again now and the dreams no longer come but I know the Lord Malignance is watching me.

First Prophet of Malignism,
Brick Xemu